Hi! I'm Jenny, I'm 20, and I live in Canada.
I post things that I find interesting. I am interested by lots of things. Mostly video games and TV shows.

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Things the library staff wish they could get away with saying

Staff: *making the hold calls*

Recorded message: PLEASE ENJOY THIS VERIZON RINGBACK TONE WHILE YOUR PARTY IS REACHED.

Recorded message: *Blasting Vivaldi at 20,000 decibles*

Patron's voicemail: Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Staff: MAY ALL YOUR BACON BURN. MAY ALL YOUR WATERMELONS EXPLODE AS MY EARDRUMS HAVE EXPLODED.

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

Explain please

daisyisnotonfire:

Hey could someone please explain what’s going on with Alex Day?! Because I haven’t seen a video of his from weeks and I’m hearing about a scandal and I am really confused! Please tell me guys :/

This is a masterpost of all the YouTube sex scandal drama that went on, including the stuff to do with Alex Day.

dramatisecho:

Inception AU // Sherlock Holmes is a skilled thief, the absolute best in the dangerous art of Extraction; stealing valuable secrets from deep within the subconscious during the dream state, when the mind is at its most vulnerable. Sherlock’s rare ability has made him a coveted player in this treacherous new world of corporate espionage, but it has also made him an international fugitive and cost him everything he has ever loved. Now, one last job could give him his life back. Instead of the perfect heist, Sherlock and his team of specialists have to pull off the reverse: their task is not to steal an idea but to plant one. But no amount of careful planning or expertise can prepare the team for the dangerous enemy that seems to predict their every move. An enemy that only Sherlock could have seen coming… [x]
Sherlock, The Extractor // John, The Point Man // Lestrade, The Forger // Mycroft, The Architect // Molly, The Chemist // Moriarty, The Shade

dramatisecho:

Inception AU // Sherlock Holmes is a skilled thief, the absolute best in the dangerous art of Extraction; stealing valuable secrets from deep within the subconscious during the dream state, when the mind is at its most vulnerable. Sherlock’s rare ability has made him a coveted player in this treacherous new world of corporate espionage, but it has also made him an international fugitive and cost him everything he has ever loved. Now, one last job could give him his life back. Instead of the perfect heist, Sherlock and his team of specialists have to pull off the reverse: their task is not to steal an idea but to plant one. But no amount of careful planning or expertise can prepare the team for the dangerous enemy that seems to predict their every move. An enemy that only Sherlock could have seen coming… [x]

Sherlock, The Extractor // John, The Point Man // Lestrade, The Forger // Mycroft, The Architect // Molly, The Chemist // Moriarty, The Shade

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: arin-hans0n)

kassie-in-neverland:

One of the reasons I’m excited to have a real apartment this summer is to plant real flowers! 

(Source: gerhard-martin)